Mmmmm still on a streak to write blogs even though later 4 am must wake up and sell fish haha... mmm seems like nowadays cannot get a lot of beauty sleep though... haha so now very free to read through everyone's blogs...was very interested on Ryan's topic on Feminism... haha mmm i declared that i am a Feminist... haha because:

1. I believe that other than the bio-make-up of our bodies... both sexes shld be equal. Any inequalities are formed due to society...

2. Females can be physically strong if they want to... but due to socialisation, they are deemed as physically weak so that guys can protect them (mmm point to note guys... nowadays arh i tell u... haha gals are more trained in unarmed combat than most guys... maybe they shld protect us instead haha)

3. Females must gain equal rights in all government... i want to see more gals in governmental positions... haha maybe parliment will not be that CRAB lol...

4. Females emit a false persona of helplessness.... mmmm this i not sure haha... guys always feel this when they are with gals... think it is society again... but this persona is often false as nowadays gals are more independent one...

mmmm cannot think anymore for now.... stoopid renee... always take so long to reply one stoopid icq as well as SMS... think she got slow reaction one haha

*yawn* wat a day, got stuck in a stoopid traffic jam while going to Woodlands to get my parents... wah lau leh... 1 hr in the stoopid car... singapore drivers really KAYU one...

*kayu=lousy, cannot do things properly etc (hokkien)*

wah lau... stoopid tom must sell fish again so tonite still need to sleep early... wat the heck.. dont feel like sleeping early today man... dammed xianz... haha it is again that day u keep feeling very distracted one leh... haha

Today in the mood to describe my mei mei... haha aka RENEE~~

Mmmm haha first impression of her was at Sociology class back in sem 1... think that she is an AH LIAN...

*Ah Lian=Opposite of Ah Beng (Hokkien), like trying to be street cool and in fashion, sometimes knows as Ah Hueh (means flower in Hokkien)*

haha remember vividly that she is wearing this O-biang three quarter pants.....

*O-biang=out of fashion, ugly, stand out etc (Hokkien)*

haha dont forget to mention the bright colours lol... mmmm when she said she is from Singapore, I was like mmm it is expected one haha... she came forward and talk to me haha... then that was the start of a beautiful friendship lol... haha... as we found out that we are taking both psych and soci together... haha we attended lectures tog... mmmm tutorial u ask? haha i itchy hand i change my soci tut straight after that first one coz i dont like the Sri Lankan Tutor... haha i am not nationalist or racist... but i just dont like her teaching style...

Haha Renee... mmm dont know wat best to describe her... mmm can say she is my blood to blood sis *show blood to blood sign*, mmm my eating kaki as well as a good friend... hahah mmm miss those days when we always go out after our pysch lectures on fri morning to go shopping and makaning... mmm she can sure eat a lot one... haha remember got one time, we go to the Glen, we go makan at the Taiwan Rest., then to Ta Tung, then to KFC and then lastly to Nandos... haha wah a lot u say... I ABSOLUTELY agree haha... and Renee sure can eat a lot... haha 'pei fu, pei fu'....

mmm definitely can say we spend most of our time together in Sem 1... haha we see each other almost everyday one... but sem 2 is a bit different coz she always do not go for Psych Lect anymore haha also fri
afternoon i got classes... so we cannot hang out after that hahah... mmm but never mind... coz as now we are in the same committee (IN SAM~) haha mmm there are a lot of opportunities that we can see other lor....

haha some people may think that we are always quarrelling when we raise our voices at each other... haha we always do that one... just to get our point of view across to each other... haha... well in the end we are still very good friends coz we understand each other i guess... lol... mmm we often disagree on a lot of stuff and she will keep insisting that I always no logic one haha... wat the heck... i thought that me aka Uncle Beng always got a lot of logic one haha....

mmmm also another thing i thought about renee is that she is dammed tomboyish... haha mmm always punch me very hard one and like to step on my shoe one... haha she can be chio sometimes if she acts more gentle like a lady (still remembers the pink dress at Smith Street, *drools*) haha.... mmm but guess she never change and this will be an innate and distinct part of her.... haha that makes her very special to be my very own mei-mei haha....

always people seems to get the wrong idea that i am either chasing her or she is my gf... haha how i wish and how i wish not... haha wish coz i think she will make a very good gf... haha loyal, understanding, etc etc... haha how i wish not coz she is too Chor-lor....

*Chor-lor=very rough, not gentle one (Hokkien)*

haha mmm wonder whether her bf got beaten up everytime or not haha...i pity him leh haha...

Just an end note...mmm well think i am blessed to have such a kaki like renee... hahah mmm look forward to spend more quality time with her... haha....

mmmm Just a special quote for Renee:

True friends are hard to find not because they are rare, but they are just worthwhile

-continued-
In Singapore, life is really bad.. dammed sianz... then all my kakis and kakias all either in exams or hospitalised... haha wah lau.. all dont know kena wat viral fever or infection... dammed JIALAT~~

Mmmm nothing significant happened in Singapore though... except being an AHMAD for my parents... haha sending them here and there... haha anyway met up with miss seah and miss guan in the west... coz went to IMM to send my parents to do grocery at GIANT haha so can meet up with them... haha went to pick up miss seah at Gombak MRT haha guess wat the first thing she say when she tok to me...
"Uncle Beng, I tore my contact lens, so must wear spectacles... so now very ugly... if u see an ugly gal walking towards you, thats me..." haha mmm dont know specs can cause such a difference in looks... lol... After lunch, went to do grocery with them also... haha taught the two gals some basic stuff on how to choose fish... haha the way miss seah choose eggs i also want to laugh haha....

After Sharon left to collect her bro's phone at nokia, went with miss seah to walk walk... haha intro her to my parents and aunt... haha and then send her back home... keke... as expected when i returned to my mum and aunt, they made various comments about our miss seah... "ta heng mei "(chinese=she is very pretty), "cheen si boon" (hokkien=looks gentle), "cheen you xiou" (hokkien=looks demure)(note: haha gentle = demure right? close enuff lah), "cheen san" (hokkien=too thin)...

rest of the days are a bore... just came back from selling fish for my uncle... haha been a few months since i pluck fish bones, de-scale the stoopid fish... and haha now learn a new skill of de-scaling the fish using a knife... mmmm must upgrade my market skills mah... stoopid butchers next door... keeps making fun of me and ask me where is my "rambutans" (haha it is a slang for red hair chicks=foreigners) lol... mmm they always enjoyed making fun of me since i first started selling fish about 12 years ago (haha when i am in pri 5)... think that time had already pass very fast... mmm i am pleased to see the regular customers again... and also the regular mistake that the customer always made... they always ask me whether my aun is my sis or my mum.. haha dont know they really mean it.. or they just trying to strike up a conversation with us to get a discount... lol... but i can see that the economy is very bad as there is less customers ard... maybe coz of the new fishmonger just a few stalls away??? jialat.. maybe out of job soon again....

haha need to save again... *yawn* maybe time to watch my cartoons first before starting again... lol

CARTOONS ROCKS...

Oh yar today PSLE results out liao... haha hope that my godsis (aka cousin) do well in hers....

Time for a Quote of the Day:

~Life is what you make of~

wah dammed long never write blogs liao... haha now back in Singapore liao... mmm but dammed jialat... no Internet... so always cannot go online and write all these fabulous blogs for u all to read right?

Ok need so update since the stoopid Psych exam... mmm the exam think cannot make it liao.. but at least think can get a credit... some people may say Danny is siao eh... credit still so sad... haha mmm well then they say they I aim to high etc etc... well as for that I no comments haha... but maybe so far my grades in Uni never go beyond 67... so must maintain standard right...? =)

mmm after psych exam, went to town get honey for my sis... mmm honey... haha well supposed to meet miss guan after her paper... but wah lau... she finished her Jap paper 1hr early~!!! (Miss Guan: never have the chance to ask u whether it is easy or u dont know how to do arh... haha)... Went back to pack... haha now then i know i got a lot of stuff... die lah... next time go back dont know how liao... Later in the night went to see the landlord to pay the bond for our new place with Graham... lucky..i think he is a dammed nice guy... we sort out a lot of stuff.. so lucky at least i know that i do not need to stay at campus center when i go back to melbourne...

Later in the night went with my darling to disturb Miss guan... haha in the end, ended up with him and his friends in the city for pub hopping... unfortunately, all pubs are closed liao haha so ended up in Crown arcade playing game... (the army shoot shoot game)... haha think the arcade counter guy is attracted to Josh, coz he gave us free credits (9 CREDITS!!!) to play... mmm unfortunately, still cannot complete the stoopid game...

haha the night was happening man... lol... josh, charms and renee shared the same bed~~~! god wonder how they can squeeze into one small bed lol... mmm went to tok cock with them in charms room.. haha... saw Renee in her pa-ja-mas lol... keke I think Josh is a sex manic coz he keeps touching renee and says that her skin is very smooth haha... COLOR WOLF~~~ In the end all ended up sleeping as usual lol

*yawn* morning again... lol.. this time i think the most siong... lol... need to pack all my stuff and send to tajie's place... haha for me one trip... haha when we went to miss guan place... got the shock of our life... haha me and josh were carrying all the stuff like crazy and after that we discovered there is more stuff at Miss seah's room!~~~~ haha almost fainted man... Think after we shifted all our stuff to Tajie's place, we took up the whole dining area liao haha....

The trip to airport i am lost haha... coz i concass liao... haha only overheard something about miss guan and her bf's height... mmm or am i dreaming????

Mmmm check in quite early, so there is not much people ard... haha so not too bad... but later when i return to changi airport i die... haha coz my bags came out last... wah lau~~

After lunch and an 'emotional' send off by Josh, me and miss guan went thru customs... wah lau dammed hate the stoopid metal detector... haha always i go thru must sure beep one... As usual... went to buy wine and mags.. haha mmm got about two hours to waste inside... but anyway time sure pass very fast one.. haha and up the airplane we go... but later learned that miss guan's flight was delayed coz there is a dent in the aeroplane door haha....

-to be continued-
(must save first haha wait all gone.... long way to go)

Going for exams soon... so proud of myself... think going to have the first 'Pass' for my whole uni life... if it really happens, guess I am not that smart after all... dammed demoralised and tired... worn out physically, mentally and emotionally... mmm

"I long long way from home and i miss my mother so... with an aching in my heart and when the cold wind blows..."

"When you once need a shoulder to cry, or when u once need a friend to rely, and when the whole world gone...."

haha mmm my brain ku ku already... lol.... *weak laugh*

Quote of the Day:

Wrigley's Extra Sugarfree Gum, Spearmint

First time in my uni life that i felt so hopeless in my exams... haha cannot seems to get into overdrive... countdown to go... haha 7 1/2 hours to go for exams... still very much affected... mmmm haha by a lot of things... stoopid cold weather etc etc... and the list go on and on.... maybe i will go for a cold bath now... perk and jump start my brain up.... keke... and maybe it will make me forget about a lot of things... LOL

mmmmm *yawn* or shld i just go and sleep and forget about studying???

Quote of the Day:

Persistence is the key of all sucess

Yawn die... haha 12:30 liao... way behind schedule coz i only finish two topics (abnormal and social psych only) siao liao lah... really "steamed" now haha... mmm hope to finish cognition in one hour time... then take a short nap again before tackling the stoopid stats... haha...

Time for a quote used for desperate needs:

If all else fail, it is time to pray

mmm die liao haha i am way behind schedule... haha supposed to start now.. but just returned with Graham to see the house... haha jialat leh like this... still heben feed my stomach yet... haha so most prob will push my time table one hour ahead liao....~~ haha

Mmm not bad... in less than one hour, i finished one whole topic... on abnormal psych... haha quite easy i guess... managed to know all the facts and definition... mmm wondering wat i should study next... haha i planned my study strategy first....

5pm to 6pm
Send of Miss Seah Period

6pm to 7pm
House Viewing with Graham Period

7pm to 9:30pm
Psych Statistics (2nd part on numbers)

9:30pm to 10:30pm
Cognitive Psych

10:30pm to 12am
Psych Statistics (1st part on numbers)

12am to 1am
Social Psych (haha shld not be a problem)

Not bad study plan arh... mmm hope to highlight all these points and still got time to study haha... keke all prepared for exams and get a D i hope~ well time for me to go off liao... haha send off our Taident to the Airport bound back to Singapore... mmm think she will cry...~ poor thing ~

mmm going with the gang to eat brunch... mmm nowadays like we are hanging out a lot together haha... think that we already form a blood to blood relationship *shows blood to blood sign*.... mmm the gang is normally me code-named uncle beng, renee code-named salted fish, alvina code-name taident, Josh code-named smooth operator, Charmaine (err) code name Charms and sharon code name (eerrr....) Miss guan.. (thinking about the other code name... wait she kill me i die haha)... Think that normally Janelle and Paul is not around coz mmm tough qn, they are always not ard? keke... mmm as VP of SAM and Welfare for Committee... haha will try to change this LOL... keke well time to run~ they are coming from the halls right now.... *yum yum* looking for nice hot coffee...

Another Quote of the day:

It takes an idert to know one.
It also takes a lover to know one
*fumbles head... no sense leh haha*

*yawn* another morning and day closer to the stoopid psych exams... mmm today will be going into overdrive mode to study... like a hokkien song go "Ai bia..... zai eh yia".... which means literally you must put in effort so you can win... haha... mmm wat effort did i put in for this stoopid psych exams? ZERO %.

This will be fun haha.. anyway will be going back the day after next to the place where most people can speak hokkien... haha thus i will not stand out again like now here... haha and think in Singapore, no one calls me Uncle Beng haha... coz there will be someone more beng then me haha....

Quote of the Day

You dont have to be a champ in everything, just know that you are one is enough

i going to get D for my psych exams
i going to get D for my psych exams
i going to get D for my psych exams
i going to get D for my psych exams
i going to get D for my psych exams
i going to get D for my psych exams....

hahah going to psych myself out first before tackle the exams... mmm how i wish that both tackling gals and exams will be simple... wah lau i think it is much harder compared to tackle guys in a rugby match... mmmm hahah let me tell u why...

1. When you tackle guys, you do not need to constrain ur strength... but for gals u need heart and for exams u need mind and STUDY!!!! (gosh!~)

2. When you tackle guys, you do not need to consider whether they feel pain or not... but for gals u will not only need to consider but also the pain that they will inflict on you later (both physical and mental) haha... as for exams... definitely it is painful for urself (finger pain, heart pain, brain pain etc) but the paper will not feel any pain...

3. When you tackle guys, you dont mind where you tackle (mid-section, legs, head etc etc) but for gals, you need to consider the ways you tackle them... once a wrong move, u are 4ever condemned... same for exams, if you do not study hard enuff, ur lectuerer will say "see you again next sem... OH MAN~..."

haha cant think of anymore already... but in summary... just need to be more careful and heartful when tackling both gals and exams...

Mmmmm haha feel like another quote of the Day~


The reflection of true love is often innocent but full of gulit as well

mmm just finished a game... stomach calling SOS... haha growling... but feel to distracted to makan... haha.... exam stressed? dont think so leh... haha when did I stressed for exams one... mmm decided to write somemore blogs... haha


mmmm maybe shld rest a bit first... think i am having a fever... feeling very dizzy.. haha maybe overworked my brain liao... haha definitely not exams though... think tonight not sleeping also.... mmm *sigh*

Quote of the day (again?!?!?!):

The course of true love never did run smooth...
Willam Shake-a-sphere (from A Midsummer Night's Dream)

Mmmm just talk to my dad coz my mum is sleeping haha... guess thats the only time i talk to my dad... mmm maybe i got this innate fear of him coz he always looks very fierce and he often punish me coz i am always very naughty one.... keke but now its ok liao coz i have grown up already... hahah also i am no longer a naughty boi-boi anymore...

Just told him about the new place as well as the details... his first reaction was to check whether everything was alright... keke i assured him it will be esp i will be staying with fabulous housemates haha... next thing on the agenda was the issue of getting a car... haha he was like so eager to get me a car that he told me to get one now before i come back so i can get a better one... haha... great dad arh~~

Have never doubted that my parents are great... even though i tend to communicate more with my mama... for your information, haha i call my sis and my mum "pui pui" haha...

*pui pui=refering to fat or plump in hokkien*

mmmm of course not my dad... haha remember i am scared of him?? but i respected him a lot....

Mmm a lot of things today went through my mind and i feel that life is just like a "ham chem peng"...

*ham chem peng=made up of flour and maybe with a red bean filling or slightly salted. Deep fried... & yum yum*

Why "ham chem peng" u ask... mmm life is just like it because when you first started in life, you are just a small baby... just like a "ham chem peng" before it is thrown into the oil (small, white, fragile and again puny) but when u grow up, u absorb a lot of stuff like problems and solutions.... haha just like a "ham chem peng" which absorb oil and grow bigger and browner... haha try comparing ur skin and the skin u had when you are a baby... browner right???

mmm haha why such a funny thought now? dont know why... but something is really distracting me and a lot of things just flashed across my brain... mmm to be continued.... going to play a game first~~~

*yawn* die die die still no mood to study leh.... mmm very distracted and xianz now... haha seems that i will need a mircale to get through this exams....

haha supposed to study now in the library but guess wat??? ended up writing blogs again... haha dammed sian... just ended a relationship toking session with Miss Seah, Miss Guan, Renee and Josh... haha it is sure fruitful to hear them talking only LOL....

Going back to Josh... mmm think he got attitude problem when i first saw him at the SAM meeting... first he came late and like haha he looks he is the old bird ard... mmmm but got to know him better... haha always thought that he is a relationship player as well coz like wah girls swarm around him during his party in campus center (belated party) lol... keke well think from that day haha impression of him had change significantly...

BANG BANG... haha i think it is after we watch Kill Bill the Movie then we started to bond quite well... I mean the SAM group i guess... keke esp with JOSH~~~ haha think he is fun loving and 'cool' i guess... haha

Mmm also the session with him and charms at the Doncaster Pancake Parlour also changed my perspective about him... haha he is definitely a person whom i can tok cock with... haha mmm and that day we seem to become darlings haha... kekeke.. mm also we discuss a lot of issues like BGR lor... haha makes me miss last time when friends hang around in MacDonalds haha ... good arh... we also talked about our current com and who is most pretty, most got style etc etc... haha and of course the all famous water gun where Josh give it to Sharon.... hahah mmm it is a setup haha...

Mmmm life is sure tough... haha but laughter reallys helps to make t more simple and drive you on... definitely Josh is one of the guys that really make u luff... haha... well of course as my darling he definitely makes me luff a lot haha... mmm think that he has an innate sense of humour... haha

Will be definitely looking forward to work with him in the future and maintain this strong sense of relationship (both working, friendship and sexual...oopss... forget about the last one haha)... but maybe need to forsake him already haha... coz will be having a new darling soon I hope.... =)

Oh yar also like the new house very much... will try to finalise stuff and so that i can move in ASAP haha or when i come back i am assured that i got a place to stay in... haha yeah no need to sleep in campus center anymore liao~~~

haha feel so happy now... GOING TO STUDY ALREADY HAHA *SPASTIC LOOK*

mmm just trying to write a blog before meeting Alvina at the campus center to go see the half built house... dont think it will be impressive now though... hahah mmmm haha Miss Guan wanted me to write somemore about SAM members and i am just thinking who to write lor... haha mmm haha my hands are itching to write about

~JOSH~

How to describe him leh, tell u arh normally "darlings" are vey hard to describe one leh, dont u all agree? try for once to describe ur bf or gf in detail and you will get what i mean... haha if u describe good things they will be happy... if not they will pull your ear and make life a living hell out of you haha....

First impression of Josh i think that he is a type of 'Dao' ah beng who is trying to show off attitude, especially by wearing a cap... "funky style"

*Dao=refering to a Hokkien term which describe an indiviudal who looks like going to ignore people regardless of how friendly they are to him/her... trying to show a face (act seh)*

*Act Seh=refering to a semi ang mo and Hokkien term that describing a guy/gal trying to be cool or stylo-milo but in fact he/she is not...*

*Stylo-milo=refering to a Singlish term describing an individual who is very cool.... and stylish... why milo you ask? mmm it is said in the forbbiden text that last time when Milo (the chocolate drink) first came out, the tin was very stylo compared to other tins... so many people started saying Stylo-milo~*

mmm enuff description of words... keke need to rush off for now to meet Miss Seah... haha will be late already... will continue to write about Josh later haha

But first a quote of the day:

You are what you are, you are the only one who can bring out the inner beauty in you not the people around you

~~~Confidence~~~

mmm just trying to write a blog before meeting Alvina at the campus center to go see the half built house... dont think it will be impressive now though... hahah mmmm haha Miss Guan wanted me to write somemore about SAM members and i am just thinking who to write lor... haha mmm haha my hands are itching to write about

JOSH~

mmm wat another unproductive day today... mmm did no studying at all and "oh gosh"still got two more days to study for Psych... jialat sure die one... getting worried... but still no mood to studying... haha so now so free to confine my feelings into Blog *yawn*

Just today went ard to see house again... dont know leh... mmm happy thought that got house next to Tai Jie... but in the end stoopid neighbour want to extend by 6mths lease... there goes my hope lol... keke.. so just now visited the landlord, who showed us a half-build place next to his house... saying that it will be finished in end December... well really interested in the house but i am worried about the gals (Sharon and Alvina) who will be staying there.... coz it is a bit far... and dark... (eeee i am afraid of the dark... haha SIF)

Moving out of Southeast Flats dont know a blessing or not... of course it is good coz will not see the stoopid college head Jason face anymore... also i am really looking forward to move in with Sharon and Alvina keke... (of course look forward to move in with chio bus mah...) haha no meh??? Mmm but the MAIN disadvantage is that i will miss DC (direct connect) haha cannot leech stuff from the intranet anymore... haha no fear... coz made arrangements with Charms to go her place and download stuff already MWHAHAHAHA... need back up plans mah lol....

*sigh* dont know wats happening but life is getting worse for me every minute... haha maybe coz going back to singapore already and i think i will need to settle a lot of stuff back home... dont feel like going back... but bo pian coz will be too expensive to stay here... (crazy man Aus$1 = Sing$1.24) how to survive man...

Panic Panic Panic

Haha three more days to the end of my paper with my psych but die leh, still dont feel like studying for it... Dont know why, but feel dammed no mood... haha it is just like when something is so close but yet it is so far...

haha now i am thinking about this year since it pass so fast like wah lau, I still got so much thing heben do yet... dammed sian... haha now thinking of it i think i got a lot of catch phrases nowadays... haha list of the top four:

1. Bo Jio
Mmm dont know how this come about also... haha always used it on Andrew, Graham and the rest of the gang haha...

*Bo Jio=Bo refers to no, never and Jio means ask in Hokkien... so Bo Jio means like "Wah lau leh, why you never ask me to do this"*

haha so now even the younger of the Brunei Sister (Jessie) also try to learn how to use Bo Jio haha even the gang see me first thing they will say "BO JIO~~" mmm funny meh? haha

2. Sotong Bu and Sotong Kia
For explanation, please refer to previous post (haha to ensure that people will read past post mah... if not where got support leh?). Mmm technically this term is used on the "Taident" (Alvina) coz she is always in a daze and mmm i should say in "Sotong Mode" haha... also she kept losing her way... mmmm haha like this want to kidnap her will be very easy one... LOL

3. Lobang
Been using this word quite a lot already... haha so much I dont know whether it is Malay or Hokkien... but its meaning is "hole"... haha speaking of this when i wrote testimonial for Sharon in Friendster, i wrote,

"....she has a lot of lobangs.."

haha mmm if people dont fully understand the meaning of the word, they will treat that Sharon has a lot of holes hahah maybe in her clothes? (mmm dont be so chee-ko lah) haha mmmm the real meaning of "lobang" can be she has a lot of connections and opportunities lah... mmmm another way you can use the word is when there is a hole in ur friend's pants, you can shout loudly in front of everyone,

"LOBANG, HAHA LOBANG IN YOUR PANTS, XIU XIU XIAO. BREY KIAN XIAO"

4. Ikan Bilis, Kechi
mmm as all gourmet Singaporeans we know that Ikan Bilis is the small fishes that are dired in the sun and are preseved using salt.... mmmm yum yum... Malays like to use it to mix with their chili paste and chinese just like to eat it (both sweet and salty one)... Kechi means small in Malay... mmm how does these two words come together??? haha Ikan Bilis, Kechi is used by me to describe Renee haha, my mui mui, coz i always make fun of her as puny.... haha then must show the sign, where you place the thumb on ur index finger, near its tip to represent small...

*yawn* think need to go back and mug a bit... later going to Box Hill with Sharon, Alvina and Josh.... mmm haha maybe can grab some food there haha miss the food there... mmm well at least friday is going back already... keke so happy finally can eat all the good and CHEAP food at Singapore haha.... mmm will definitely go on an eating spree haha... maybe i comeback will definitely look like a dumpling haha... fat fat one...

Quote of the day:
Life is Short, Play Hard, Reebok
haha from the advertisment last time one LOL

Just finished watching the match between Man U and Liverpool... which of course Man U won 2-1... two goals by Ryan Riggs send Liverpool to their defeat once again... *mmm wats new*....

Hahah found that Sharon is also a Man U fan just like me... unlike Josh who is a Liverpool fan.... dont get me wrong, i still treat Josh as my 'darling' even though he likes the team that i hate. The whole match was quite exciting.... got plenty of "pattern pattern" here and there... Also got superb monkey acts by Liverpool Gorilla (Heskey) who provide great entertainment value throughout the whole match...especially the last attempt at goal was fabulous lol... first time in my life i saw a football player kicking his own leg and miss the goal... haha its good though, if not Man U will draw....

mmm prior to the match, Sharon and Alvina dropped by my place to have Tang Yuan.... our good old Charms should have came to my place also but she was busy taking a nap... mmmm or maybe my Tang Yuan not good enuff... lol.... hahah best thing of the day was our "Taident" as usual, coz she came to moi place late and "lost" her way as usual... mmm i immediately suggested to her that she shld use her wealth to buy a GPS (Global Positioning System) watch so that she will not lost her way... Guess what she say? She said that she wants one with diamonds around it... mmm as usual... TUA KANG~~~! LOL

Mmmm also another thing come to my mind is the Australian Idol stuff... really man i think Guy really cannot make it coz of his hair... haha look like a dried up mop or the special kind of feather duster that my mum used to use haha the one when u can bend it here and there... haha well that looks like Guy's head.... Shannon still rocks~~~ even though most may choose to disagree with me haha.... But i think all the top 5 finalists should be given contracts to sing coz they seems to specialise in different types or Genere of songs....

Mmm now i really worried about next sem whether i can get a place to live in.... really dont want to sleep in campus center leh haha... mmm if me and my kakis rent a town house and need to furnish it, haha i already thought of the stuff i want to buy and decorate my room... but even though my top priority is to get a car... keke so can used to chase gals mah haha.... sure miss my red carm-ree leh... haha need to walk here and there....

Today suddenly got that kind of flash back again... mmm u know sometimes during certain time, you suddenly find that the sence in front of you looks very familiar and you remembered that you saw it in your dreams before? mmm today when watching the Man U V Livepool match, suddenly i got this type of flashback.... mmm whether it is a sign? keke i hope its a positive one though...

Quote of the day:
"You can con a con, but you can never kid a kid"

haha mmm really getting addicted to this thingy.... really fun to type what i think about life etc etc haha also good for me to practice my 'Ang Mo'... haha.... so will become more powerful leh... haha Also think it will be a good opportunity to practice all my fav quotes and logic keke...

mmm speaking of that... hahah forget to add something about Alvina lol... keke came out with the term "Sotong Bu" for her...

*Sotong=a squid or sometimes cuttlefish in hokkien also can and Bu=female/woman/lady... Therefore Sotong Bu means literally a female squid or cuttlefish... it is used to describe a woman who is always very blur and stoned one... This is based on the conept that a sotong actually always swim around in a dazed state without any sense of direction...*

Keke suit her arh? mmm well i dont think so after a short while coz "Sotong Bu" sounds very old... keke and our good old Miss Seah so young, so how to call her "Bu"? Haha so decided to call her "Sotong Kia" instead...

*Kia=small kid or the young of something in hokkien... Therefore "Sotong Kia" literally refers to the young of a "Sotong" mmm dont ask me what it is in Ang Mo (maybe Sotong Junior?)... So "Sotong Kia refers to the younger version of "Sotong Bu"...*

Ok time for Uncle Beng's Quote of the Day:

"Exam is only 30% effort but 70% luck"
=means even u study very hard, u are unlucky you will still fail... but if u lucky, u dont need to study, you still can get HDs.... wah lau life is really unfair i tell you... hate to depend my exams on a char bo... haha Lady Luck that is....

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....Out of the blue, Jane began to cry uncontrollably, her tears was like a stream breaking through the fine contours of her hispanic features. With the waves breaking at the background, the sound seems to complement with the temporal element of Jane's sobbing in an sequential manner. She dropped down onto her knees in the balcony, grapsing for breath like she was fighting for her dear life. The same question ran through her confused mind, "Why must this happen to me...?" With each passing moments in this endless stream of time, Jane became more devasted and she threw herself on the hard ground, pleading it to embrace her heart with the coldness that will lock her sorrows away. Unfortunately, it did not. The bedsheet that she was holding onto flew away as she buried her face in her hands, trying very hard to control her tears even though she knew deep in her heart that it is futile to do so....

-to be continued-

*yawn* cannot sleep... thinking of someone haha... yesh is a gal.... mmm miss her so much....
My Mother Lah... who u think... haha i am mama boy leh... haha missed quarreling with her... anyway will be going back next friday, so can see her again haha...

Thinking of my mother reminded me of my role as nanny for one of my SAM kaki... haha it is none other than the "Taident" Miss Alvina Seah... haha why i say till so formal... haha must image mah... lol... haha think Alvina is always "high" one... mmmm haha think she has a super senstitve nose... haha can get "high" from smelling softener...

If Sharon is Batman, i think Alvina is Robin (or vice versa) haha coz always they are togther... very very good friends... so envy of them always haha it is hard to find such friends nowadays so i wish them be always that close... keke =)

haha back to Alvina's story again, the "Taident" in training haha.. think she is always very lively and funny haha.. always have this stone stone look one... mmm always think that she is high... keke... but she is very smart leh... wah seh think she got more HDs than me in my whole uni life so far haha... she is also very hardworking one coz i see her print notes i also very scared... haha somemore she do so much readings one... keke

Nanny? U ask me why i am her nanny? haha long story again keke... she arh always want to go on diet... always say she is too fat... mmm but i dont think so leh... think she is just right in terms of built... haha anymore thinner i think i can use her to hang my clothes... (haha as thin as tae-ko)... so i provided her with one of my best logic:

"If you lose 4 kgs, it is almost 10% of your body weight, but 4 kgs is only about 2% of my body weight, so not proportion already" haha... logical right?

haha so she wanted me to be her nanny... haha motivate her to lose weight and study... wah speaking of study arh this "Taident" always say she want to study in the library with me arh, she will say "Too cold leh..." haha so always she will mug at home... haha well i think she shld... haha really, coz she is too thin already and have no fats to keep her warm, haha not like me of course...

Perhaps the most funny thing about her is that she is a "taident" in nature haha... she dreams of being a tai tai haha... well i think she really looks like one and act like one keke... she always say she got a big house haha big cars etc etc... lol... haha then i use my fav action on her *hold hands together to form a hole* "TUA KANG*

*tua kang = a hokkien term refering to "big hole", means that literally an individual always talk big*

lol haha of course it is just used to make fund of Miss Seah one... haha very fun indeed.

Time is just like an endless stream.... it sure flows very fast... keke seems that I know both Miss Seah (Alvina) and Miss Guan (Sharon) for very long already, but think of it, I really only met them in august only (haha thats only three months ago). Glad to know these two "chio bus" lol coz they make SAM Commitee a more fun place to work in as well as they sure brighten up my days when i see them~~~ keke

mmm haha guess thats all folks (for now) MWHAHAHA

Mmmmm haha need to type something fast haha.. seems like my blog got readers haha... mmmm the story will take some time to finish haha so must stay tuned to my 'powerful ang mo' arh lol.... keke like soap opera mah.... so can attract audiences haha...

Mmmm seems that my spelling fail haha thanks to miss guan for pointing out my 'breeze' spell wrongly haha... Haha seems like now is a good time to describe my next kaki in SAM... she is none other than my fav market ang so haha... no lah i mean marketing head haha... lol... mmm now die haha coz she always say she dont believe what i say already... haha why u ask? mmmm i also not sure... mmm like my grandfather will say

"Ah boy... to understand the story, you must start from the origin...." Of course he said this to me in Hokkien lah...wat u think? My grandfather so educated meh? wah lau if like that now i enjoy life liao lor... haha~~~

Back to the passage... mmmm think i forgot to introduce her... she is none other than SHARON... always thinks that she is very pretty... haha if i got the chance i will sure chase her one... mmm this bring moi to another exciting philosophy:

"Even when the rice is cooked, you can try frying the rice or make Teochew Mui...."

Sounds deep arh? haha it means that even when a chio bu is attached, a guy can still chase her coz she is not married yet haha...

Back to the passage again... haha as i am saying Sharon is very chio... haha but too bad cannot chase her coz she is attached and i got a strict rule saying that "Thou shall not chase attached gals...." guess thats my 11th commandant (due to bad experience i guess).... This raised another issue... mmm seems that our whole SAM club, all the gals are attached while all the guys are single... mmm i think that it is a sign...*ponders* u ask me what sign? mmmm haha maybe shld chase "ANG MOs"....

Back to the passage again... haha like to diverge a lot.... But to my honest opinion (not lying~ really) sharon has more inner beauty than outer beauty i feel... mmmm haha may sound a bit cheem but i just feel that way.... of course being chio outside is an additional bonus but not a must right? (even though most guys can disagree with me) Just feel comfortable toking to her (of course includes disturbing her) lol.... but haha maybe thats the reason always i tell her what i think of deep deep in my heart haha... mmm honestly speaking, i do not have any bad intentions or anything like that... i definitely also do not want to make fun of her in anyway... *looks innocently* "REALLY LEH~~~!*

Ok starting from the first day i met her in MUISS lounge when our tai jie (SAM president aka Janelle aka lle lle) intro me to her, i was like "wow" chio bu in my committee leh haha... wah i am so happy... but as time pass by, i can feel and see that sharon being chio is not her only asset... "what are u thinking guys... not that assets of course"... her assets includes cheerfulness, friendly, etc etc... (too many words to describe her... of course al positive one lor haha).... but i really glad that i met her and have her in my team... somemore she has a lot of lobangs (lobangs=connections lah, not holes haha)... she and miss seah (alvina~will talk about her in my next blog) formed the two gals working team for SAM... haha thanks arh... so Moi as the VP got less stuff to do haha.... but really impressed by their working attitudes...

*YAWN* tired already haha... mmm maybe shld end here for now i guess... haha or i take a break then start writing on my taident (Alvina) haha....

Summary=Sharon is a nice and chio chio gal that i glad that i met her~~~!

-continued-

.... Jane was lying on the bed suggestively, leaving no imagination in every men. Her long raven jet black hair was loosely floating within the mist of the morning sea brezze, while the sunlight embed her bare body with a rich radiant glow of light.....

-to be continued-

"The morning came on as wings of crimson light, shattering the ebony darkness that had befallen on the cold grey land just moments before...."

-to be continued-

Wah lau leh, i see so many people using the blog blog thing i also feel like posting something bout my boring life. Now still in Melborune lor, waiting to go back but dont know now when i want to go back

Stoopid SQ now call me say i got flight on 25th and 14th Nov, and ask me to choose one of them... haha really dont know when i want leh... feel like staying here and feel like going back to work also... wah lau again... makes me feel like a gal... (GALS also cannot make up their mind one, so wishy washy hahah)... Eeeee dont want to be like them leh....

Just return my red Cram-ree to Thrifty, wah so sad not... need to walk already and cannot pick up babes... haha for the past two days i feel so fortunate coz got three hot chicks (renee sharon alvina) always in my 'car'... haha and i feel so blessed... Think red color veri good coz i lucky... got this big hole at the back of the car and i think the Thrifty person did not see it... mmm wonder how they miss it by the way hahahah... mmm maybe he is looking at Josh who is with me... so he distracted hahahah

Speaking of Josh, he is my treasurer in SAM as well as my 'darling'... haha dont get me wrong, we are not sexually involved, we are more to blood to blood brothers *showing blood to blood sign* hahha... nice guy leh haha.... think he is 'yandao' though if he is not wearing a cap everytime hahah

Okok start of my story ended here... will continue with some more including comments about the chio chio gers in my SAM (oh yar SAM stands for Sexually Assualted Men, oops.. wrong club... it stands for Singapore Association of Monash) haha i am the VP there... remember must support arh... Thats the only club where everyone call me Uncle Beng... mmm wonder why they call me that in the first place lol... time to go see gals... ooops... i mean go GYM....