mmm again been a long time since updated my blog.. dammed lazy man... also these few days down with flu... very jialat... haha watery nose etc etc... and keep sneezing and sneezing... wah lau wait people think that i got SARS haha...

mmm for the past few days work have been very super slack... hahah never did much stuff man... example at Plaza Singapura wah lau just sit there and do nothing... just wait for customers to come in... haha wat all agents say, "Tan Liew Lian" haha in Hokkien means waiting for durians to drop... haha then if some customers do not sign with us, they are identified as not ripe yet lol... haha... mmm spend the whole day making a personalised pen for tai jie... haha but that morning dammed heng... haha got three ripe durians drop near me and i got free commission for doing nothing haha... mmm also went to basement 2 to buy the tomb raider 2 VCD to see using the HP display computers haha... mmm oh yar we are selling these computer packages with nokia 6600 handphones... mmmm but there is a very bad catch that i refused to tell anyone... haha if everyone know, then who will buy??? haha then no more commission for me liao leh haha

Work at Office is lagi better... haha all agents supposed to stay in office from 9am to 5pm haha... BUT... mmm so far everytime by 1pm i am back at home liao... haha coz nothing to do mah in office... mmm also these few days got some very good customers also... haha send everything to me fully completed so i no need to chase them for their documents... haha dammed troublesome... i also discovered something... a lot of SINGAPOREANS have handphones but they do not on them or answer them... SHIT always making my life a living hell... haha and less commission of course...

Josh drop by Singapore... haha spend some quality time with my darling lol... haha brought him to taka eat tako pochi and the japanese satay... haha sure eat a lot with him man... haha but yum yum..

*yawn* to be continued... sneezing badly haha
*AH CHOOO...!*

*yawn* again... haha type a bit more then i am going back to sleep liao... oh yar need to tidy my room first haha dammed messy lol wait this weekend my SAM kakis come, wah lau will be dammed MALU one lor... haha

*Malu=embrassed in Malay*

haha mmm think sometimes my spelling, grammar and vocab a bit off liao... god i wonder how the heck i can pass my JC general paper man... haha also my oral lol... keke maybe the examiner see i jialat then give me pass one... haha

mmm fencing... my livelihood... think these few weeks of fencing at my club (Fencing Masters) made me more fit and better in my poking abilities... haha few people can imagine that i fence right... haha imagine an Ah Beng take up such a high class sport haha... not high class leh... but dammed expensive... haha well think the reason why i continue fencing is because of my deep attachment with my Singapore club and coach... haha wah lau Monash Uni Club really cannot make it leh... dammed jialat... haha... mmmm i always feel that my coach is very nice to me etc etc... haha always i got this very good homely feeling there... haha and i feel good about it... also haha maybe there are a few cute ITE gals there also lol... keke... mmm by the way at my fencing club, i am not known as Uncle Beng or anything like that... all the people there call me the Tyco-King....

*Tyco-King=Semi Hokkien and English word meaning that an individual is always very lucky in the things that he/she do... in fencing case, can score hits anywhere... summary=by luck one*

haha mmm coz they think always i am dammed lucky in fencing and can score hits anywhere one lol... keke WHEY... this is called traning and skills leh... haha... but a pity is that always when i return to the club, the old members (most of them) will be missing and there will be quite a few new members that i will not know... mmm never mind... can expand my social circle... haha so far i know quite a few doctors, managers and lawyers there liao... haha mmm like this i can have more lobangs haha...

okok time to sleep liao haha... need to concentrate playing my gameboy tom at Plaza Singapura haha...

Okok i know u are all waiting for this....

Quote of the Day:
Everything In Life, Only The Inside Counts

ps: what does this quote means? mmmm go and think about it... i give u some examples of stuff (just for this festive season)....

(1) Turkey (a good turkey meal will depend on the inside stuffing)

(2) Presents (who care about the wrappers??? everyone want the things inside the wrappers)

(3) Shopping (you can only do this if inside your wallet got a lot of $$$)

(4) etc (go and think about it!!!!)

*yawn* nitez people!

*yawn* haha now using my cousin's Internet account so can be online anytime i want... haha except when overshot i need to pay money haha... jialat leh like that... mmm online is sooooo fun.... haha

mmm now keep looking at my red game boy advance SP haha... so small, so red and so cute haha... the game lagi better (Final Fantasy Tactics Advance) haha wah dammed good to play... haha think can keep me really occupied when i am at those boring road shows man... lol

mmm speaking of road shows, since tai jie (Janelle) is not working with me liao, mmm then i am all alone there... haha lucky i got this blood to blood bro haha that can communicate with me... so i will not feel lonely... mmm think some of the guys and gals there are quite nice leh... haha... actually they are all slackers inculding the two managers... except the head a bit siao on... but overall think he is quite nice also haha coz he also can talk cock with me haha... mmmm also the gals there also quite friendly one... not like those tao tao ah lians who think that they are dammed beautiful or those kind of pattern pattern one haha...

This week poh piah at my place with the SAM people... hoping that everyone can turn up... but my poor Activities officer (Paul) is still in Australia... will definitely want to reward him haha... maybe next time go back to Melbourne then make a good poh piah for him to eat?? Josh arh dont know whether he will come or not... wah lau, go back JB also dont want to call us... sif like calls to Singapore like very expensive like that... haha maybe he is busy catching up with his kampong sweetheart.... WAH LAU... Josh how can you be so heartless and forget all about me *sob sob*... hahah

-to be continued-

haha mmm now lazy to type so more liao... mmm maybe will type somemore tom... haha why leh u ask again... tom need to work... go back to office and do nothing as usual... haha... think will play my gameboy or make pens haha...

okok next time....

wah lau... dammed long never never write blogs liao... stoopid... no internet at home... how to type leh>? haha... In summary can tell you about my life since i return to Singapore... haha... been working as a credit card promoter for DBS... haha lagi best... work one week only... stoopid MAS come up with stoopid pattern say wat ban roadshows and customers cannot sign up at the booth... Wheeeee... there goes my commission....

Well i think praying is dammed good arh... think i want to turn holy liao... mmmm u ask me why? haha see my previous blogs... mmm u see lor i pray so hard... even my psych got Distinction!! yeah haha... ok must tell myself to pray for at least 5 mins... haha pray to who u ask... mmm any people or gods will do... haha provided i can get my wishes... even money i can also pray... haha

today i did something very sinful... i spend most of my savings on a red gameboy advance SP... haha dammed cool and cute... mmm buy it to keep myself occupied at the stoopid roadshow... coz now cannot promote... mmm sit there like a Ah Gong Ah Gong...

*Ah Gong=means corn in hokkien... why u ask me why Ah Gong? i also dont know.... just know that it means blur blur*

mmm Singapore arh... i tell u i feel very not in place leh... at roadshows i look look around, i find that it is very different when compared to Melbourne and mmm got this feeling that u dont belong here.... mmm jialat leh like that... haha..

another thing that i noticed that there is a decreasing number of chio bus in Orchard Road... haha last time i think we can just look ard, you can see a lot of chio bus... but now... mmmm something is definitely wrong man... haha many my taste different liao....

okok i better post this message first b4 i do the stoopid thing like Renee haha (deleting everything that she type)